Grand Theft Auto

I think it's safe to say that I haven't washed my car for a solid year. Going back and forth between school and home all the time, I never really wanted to waste any of my precious few months at home doing anything that I needed to do. What I'm really hoping for is someone to steal my car. The thing is, if we didn't have all this regulation and registration that keeps my personal vehicular history on file, I's probably be little more than screwed. I do love my car/travelling trash can, but he only thing that really seems to set it apart from other cars of the same make and color is its extreme filth. At this point, the actual color of the car isn't all that relevant, and the grime sticking to the car may actually be structurally integral to the vehicle at this point. However, I do feel kind of bad for my car. So my hope is that thieves will steal my car and in their infinite wisdom take it to a car wash and therefore strip if of its sole unique quality. I'm sure that it would be a smart move, because then you wouldn't be able to tell it apart, especially if it happened to be in a sea of red Escapes. Of course though, since it would be so well documented, my car would soon be returned to me after its wash and condition, making my life just a bit easier. At least a lot easier than going out and getting it washed myself.