It wouldn't get better, as while I was walking to work, I rode the escalator, and on the way up, I leaned my head back to yawn. I miscalculated the angle of my head, and I started to lose my balance. I didn't fall, but instead I executed that all too obvious move of waving my arms about in wide circles. I've always wondered why people have this tendency to try to learn to fly once they start to fall. Anyway, as luck would have it my attractive boss caught my mishap and went to ask me later if I was okay.
Of course I was.
As I was leaving at the end of the day, I went to throw my garbage away in one of the trash cans outside of the office, when I noticed too late that I didn't throw it in the trash. Instead I threw it in one of those receptacles that look like trash cans but are actually those hospital bins that your thow coins into and they go to fight children's diseases, or what have you. I looked around and noticed to my relief that no one had seen me. But I didn't want to leave it in there for it to be collected. I could only imagine that the people who collected these coins would refer to me as an asshole, and even though it would be anonymous, I didn't think would be fair without my defense present. So I leaned into it to fish it out. Soon, I felt like there were eyes upon me, and I turned to see several people staring at me, some with their mouths wide open, and another which happened to be my aforementioned boss. I should have explained myself and show them my wrapper to prove it, but instead my first instinct was to turn and run.
Later, I was dumped by my boyfriend. All in all, one of my more interesting Fridays, I believe.
