I feel like Twilight is everywhere this season, and while I have no problem with people being excited, I just saw a news report that focused on the rabid pre-teen army surrounding my local IMAX theater, all gnashing their teeth in excitement and insanity. There on my television screen was a minion talking to the camera about the story: "I think it's like exciting because, like, Bella and Edward get together? And he could, like, eat her cause he's like a vampire? And it's, like, so romantic because they end up married?" All of this she said with a straight face into the news camera.
Because it's, like, epic?
